25th
tweet(le dee), tweet(le dumb)
my turn for twitta confessions v.2.0:
@nicksantino homeboy, for some reason we have this weird obsession with you, we love you. but for the love of god, cool it with the tweets, you twit.
@markhoppus you’re one of the coolest mo fuggas out there.
@petewentz you were in my dream the other night and you were a doucher. let’s hope that wasn’t deja vu.
@allmembersofcobrastarship i swear you are the most hilarious group of people in the world. even more than me, and that’s saying a lot…haha
@alexanderadio i remember when you were’t famous and i got into a car accident on the way to see you and you called me a “rare breed”. NBD.
@conditionsband i will always remember the food swap in the traffic of warped ‘09. thnks fr th pstchs.
@fakeklosterman i like to think that you’re in fact the real klosterman. i’ll never know, but either way, you’re funny as fugg.
@snapplefact @fyfacts i love facts. so thanks.
@m**_c***** your tweets are so materialistic that even Buck and i have had a discussion about it. get over yourself and off your high horse you scene slut…
@csnews thanks for keeping up updated on cobra’s everyfuckingmove. jeezus.
@billbeckett i like that you quote old movies. oh and i guess your band is okay too.
@nicholasscimeca @johnnyminardijr hi, i want to be best friends with you. can we arrange this somehow?
@mileycyrus i don’t follow you and never will, but you need to know this. you are a twitter whore. and we love making fun of your pictures. also, if it’s possible to hook me up with some of those sweet leather leggings and that cute high waisted skirt, it’d be much appreciated. lawl.
@jsl***** wake up you’re a drama queen…
@_nikkiii is a genius for coming up with this.